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Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day....

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

Take off your clothes,Relax on your bed,Close your eyes,open your legs as much as you can,its time for........................Pampers!!!!

Two men working in a facory were talking. I know how to get some time off, said one.

How are you going to do that?

Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.

I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.

where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.

I can--t work in the dark, he said.

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----








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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, You can--t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.

The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?

The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!




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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn?t jump with them,
I?d be at the bottom to catch them.


Aftab khan (T@BI)